JOIN VELOCLUB: NOW WITH A WINNING WIPE
We live, dear reader, in troubling times. Half the men’s WorldTour peloton was just quarantined in a hotel in the Middle East; some of them are still there. Teams are pulling out of races quicker than we can publish the announcements. One of the best races on the calendar, this weekend’s Strade Bianche, probably won’t happen.
And the cherry on top of this steaming turd of a week for cycling is the fact that panic has gripped much of the world, leading to hoarding of anti-coronavirus staples like… erm… toilet paper?
It’s a stinker of a situation, in more ways than one. But here at CyclingTips, we’ve got your back(side).
For the next week, become a VeloClub member and we’ll throw in a free roll of finest sustainable three-ply, posted to your door.* It’s the perfect item for everything from coronavirus lockdown to a pre-race poop, and is fun for the whole family.
Sanitation-aside, membership of VeloClub provides so much more than a winning wipe. We’ll also include a physical copy of our beautiful CyclingTips Annual, compiling some of the finest stories of 2019 – for reading only, please, unless in times of ‘Dumoulin-at-the-Giro’-level bathroom discomfort – and access to our private member’s Slack channel, which will help keep you socially engaged even if you find yourself locked in quarantine for a couple of weeks.
*Limit one roll of toilet paper per customer, and even then, at market rates, this thing could cripple us. Due to regional variations, CyclingTips makes no representations related to number of sheets per roll or perceived plushness (or otherwise) of wipe. CyclingTips bears no responsibility, fiscal or otherwise, related to coronavirus COVID-19 or the mass hysteria associated therewith. Cough into your elbow; wash your hands frequently, particularly after use of promotional item. Stay safe. Together, we will get through this, one way or another.