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The quiet indignity of the pro cyclist GIF
Or, 10 cyclists grappling with the off-bike demands of their job.
Well, I guess I'm dating Sepp Kuss now
Jumbo-Visma has a fan quiz that asks questions you never wanted to answer, with results that you may not expect.
Best of 2021: We tried to get scammed by Peter Sagan
... with a pair of off-brand Air Jordan basketball shoes.
Remco Evenepoel will have a pizza named after him
"A recipe without meat and with lots of vegetables that our new face also likes."
Is Cofidis a team of vampires?
The French cycling team is in the crosshairs of the memelords, who are adamant that #cofidisisvampires.
Démare sprints to victory in Valencia, Díaz takes the GC lead in Turkey: Daily News
Thursday saw a lead change at the Tour of Turkey, while the sprinters battled for the stage 2 win at at the Volta a la Comunitat Valenciana.
This saw-wheel-equipped bike is snow joke
A man, a budget mountain bike, a frozen lake, and too much time on his hands.
The beer Remco didn't drink
It’s a sunny day in Belgium, and the great hope of Belgian cycling stands outside, leaning artfully in a team T-shirt against the wall of...
Best of 2019: Embarrassingly outdated bike ‘works just fine’, ‘still shreds’
An embarrassingly outdated cyclocross bike from eight years ago “works just fine”, despite its lack of electronics and hydraulics, primit...
We asked AI to write about cycling – here's what happened
Artificial intelligence (AI) is coming for our jobs. That might sound like the fearmongering of a nervous luddite, but it’s probably not ...
Embarrassed Prudhomme suddenly realizes he forgot to schedule the other 20 stages of La Course
This week, the Amaury Sport Organisation (ASO) announced the route of the 2020 Tour de France. Tucked away in a corner of the presentatio...
The best of the Lion King: Mario Cipollini's greatest hits
There aren't many professional cyclists that grab the headlines in the way that Mario Cipollini did, and still continues to do more than ...
Lisa's Mum on mechanical doping and a whole new level of committing to the rut
Lisa Jacobs is a three-time Australian cyclocross champion, a lawyer and an all round nice person that helps set the tone for a welcoming...
How to take great photos of your bike
We all love looking at photos of beautiful bikes -- after all, ogling a stunning frame is the next best thing to actually being out ridin...
"When I was racing in Europe" - 10 ways to spot a fake ex-pro
You probably know the sort of person this article is about. That guy or girl (but, let's be honest, it's normally a guy) on the local clu...
Top 10 Rider Impersonations
To celebrate the launch of their new kit for sale to the public (which is quite nice if I do say so myself), GCN has done their "top 10 r...
Lance vs Oprah B-Roll
An alternate version of Lance Armstrong's interview with Oprah. Note: In case it's not obvious, this has been cut out of order and is not...
Call Me Maybe
I don't even know where to start with this but it certainly brightened up my Monday... This "Call Me Maybe" spoof on the Miami Dolphins c...
Strava Leaderboard Strategies
Strava is no longer a well kept secret where leaderboards of untapped segments sit empty and gold medals are plenty. It's now a hotly con...